👾 Accidental IT Guy → The Cyber Bard 👾

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INT Is My Dump Stat — a neurodivergent’s guide to cybersecurity, presented at the SANS Neurodiversity Summit.

A pink-haired, tattooed bard in leather armor plays a glowing magical lute, facing down a spectral crowned Lich Queen wrapped in ghostly chains on her throne.

2026-06-29

The Cyber Bestiary: A Field Guide to the Creatures of Bad Security Habits

A silly little monster manual cataloging the ten most common creatures encountered in the wilds of organizational cybersecurity—from the Miniature Mimic to the Lich Queen of Unbroken Chains.

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Roll your cyber stats, discover your class, and get a tailored learning path in an interactive D&D-inspired assessment.

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👾 Accidental IT Guy → The Cyber Bard 👾

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The Cyber Bestiary: A Field Guide to the Creatures of Bad Security Habits

Character Creation Quiz

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